Me\u0111unarodna Jutarnja Gelender Liga. Dolje je prijevod za Bodu, prvog stranca na (M)JGL \u2013 za to je trebalo \u010dekati vi\u0161e od godine dana i deset kola. Dodu\u0161e, \u017dana je iz Bosne i Hercegovine, no ve\u0107 du\u017ee vrijeme ima hrvatsko dr\u017eavljanstvo. <\/p>\n
International Morgen Gelender Contest.This is translation f\u00fcr Bodo, the first <\/span>foreigner in zwei yahren und zen issues of (I)MGC. However, \u017dana is from the mountains of Bosnia und Herzegowina but she has croatian citizenship for quite<\/i><\/b> some time.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n \u0160to je bilo posebno u ovom kolu? Ne puno toga, pa se vidimo za mjesec dana. Dobro, dobro! Napisat \u0107u ne\u0161to. Iako mi se ne da jer mi je dosta frustracija u svijetu sporta izazvanih time \u0161to me deru konjine koje uop\u0107e ne treniraju. Ovaj put je tu ulogu preuzeo Juraj s rezultatom samo 22 sekunde slabijim od mog rekorda \u2013 jo\u0161 jedan kapacitet za vrhunskog sporta\u0161a da ga je netko uhvatio na vrijeme. I sva sre\u0107a da je odjurio odmah na po\u010detku da ga ne gledamo jer frajer tr\u010di u ga\u0107ama. Valjda brije na aerodinamiku!<\/p>\n I’m not feeling like writing! Warum? Because I’m sick of human horses who beat the crap out of me without training. That should even more frustrate road runners like Bodo und Pinky who work so hard in their endless running sessions. Juraj’s running in his unterwear und he shaves his legs because he wants to be ein aerodinamische mutter fucker.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Ja sam se opet nekako uspio odhrvati progoniteljima samo zahvaljuju\u0107i tome \u0161to sam im zbrisao odmah na startu. No ako nastavim sa \u017ederanjem i netreniranjem, jo\u0161 malo pa \u0107e me derati i Veca kao u dobra stara vremena. Zato sam od sutra na dijeti! Po 70. put! Ali ovaj put ozbiljno! Ako do sljede\u0107eg kola MJGL ne skinem barem pet kila, dao Bog da me na toj utrci pregazi stampedo mo\u0161usnih goveda iz <\/span>tundre. Opet ja, ja i samo ja! Gdje li je taj Spartak Mironovi\u010d? Ho\u0107emo objektivno izvje\u0161\u0107ivanje! Pri\u010dajmo sad malo o mom bet mobilu…<\/p>\n But I had my satisfaction: I beat Bodo und Pinky who work so hard in their endless running sessions. Und this was your last chance guys ‘cos next time I will be schlank like Pinky! I don’t want Veca kicking my butt again, ja? Und let the stampedo of stampeding moschus animals from tundra runs over me if I’m not telling the truth! Und plague to your houses if you don’t believe mich! Bodo, the last part of this paragraph ist unglaublich und untranslatable, verstehen sie?<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Jo\u0161 nekoliko stvari:<\/p>\n Und some other stuff:<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Druga \u2013 opet smo bili dvocfreni (namjerno bez i, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!).<\/p>\n Second \u2013 it was the third contest in a row mit zwei digit number of contestants.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Prva – <\/span>osim Bode, jutros smo imali jo\u0161 dvojicu newcomera: prvi je \u017deljko \u0160aronja zvani \u017dohar! \u010covjek je bio prvi na parkingu i kad smo se sreli na stazi za invalide, pitao me jesam li ja iz Gelender lige! Pazite, ne tr\u010dim li Gelender ligu, nego jesam li IZ Gelender lige. Ne, to nije natjecanje, to je POKRET! Ina\u010de, \u017deljko u subotu ide na svoj prvi treking \u2013 sretno na Risnjaku! Drugi je Branko Dobrani\u0107 koji pohodi sva sljemAnska underground natjecanja \u2013 najprije HORST, onda TRAVERSU, a sad i Gelender ligu! Uz Klikera i Iris u pro\u0161lom kolu, broj onih koji su barem jednom silovali svoje tijelo srijedom u 5 i 30 popeo se na 32.<\/p>\n Erste: besides you, Bodo, this morning we had another zwei newcomers \u2013 \u017deljko \u0160aronja \u2013 La Cucaracha und Branko Dobrani\u0107 und now we have 32 crazy people who ran at 5.30 in the morning in zwei yahren. Ich think das ist unglaublich und fantastisch! Sie haben mein Humwee gestolen!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n \u010cetvrto: u komentarima na stranici sljemegelender.blog.hr imate link na Bodin blog. Stvarno se vidi da je Nijemac!<\/p>\n Fourth: Bodo, looking at your blog, everyone can tell that you are Deutsch, ja? Grosse pedanterie und kein schlamperei!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Tre\u0107e i najva\u017enije: jutro\u0161nja je liga rezultirala dvjema pu\u017eevskim \u017ertvama s kobnim posljedicama \u2013 jedan gola\u0107 i jedan s ku\u0107icom nastradali su pod nogama horde razularenih Gelenderovaca! De\u010dki i cure, pazite malo dok bjesomu\u010dno jurite za rezultatima ili bezbri\u017eno lajete na putu prema dolje. Sljede\u0107i put pregled na parkingu poslije trke \u2013 kome na\u0111emo ostatke jadnih pu\u017eeva \u2013 diskvalifikacija! UBOJICE!!!<\/p>\n Third und ze most wichtich: this morning’s race had it’s snail victims. Ein mit ze hause und ein without ze hause. Don’t just think of your results or yak about bullshit on the way down! Think of the snails! Next time we will check the soles of your shoes after the race \u2013 if remains of a snail will be found, this will mean only one thing – DISQUALIFICATION und shame for the rest of your miserable lives! Und plague to your houses! MURDERERS!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Me\u0111unarodna Jutarnja Gelender Liga. Dolje je prijevod za Bodu, prvog stranca na (M)JGL \u2013 za to je trebalo \u010dekati vi\u0161e od godine dana i deset kola. Dodu\u0161e, \u017dana je iz Bosne i Hercegovine, no ve\u0107 du\u017ee vrijeme ima hrvatsko dr\u017eavljanstvo. … Continue reading